Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
HA HA HA, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
Td kan... Kul 6.30... Aku gi mandi...
Aku gi tandas... Buka baju... Buka seluar... Tinggal ************** (censored daa...)....
Dlm tandas.... Aku mandi shower...
Time mandi.... Terdgr lagu kat radio... Lagu Sean Kingston... Fire Burning....
Aku dengar2... Lagu sedap giler.... Kaki aku menari... NARI NARI NARI....
Tibe2.... Tanpa sangka2... Malang tak berbau.... Aku tergelincir....
Aku jatuh.... Mcm nangka busuk... Tergolek dog... 'KEDEBUK' bunyinyer...
Nasib baik tak kene bucu kolah... Kalau kene... He he he, pikir2 la....
Aku bangun2... Aku berdiri kejap... Pastu aku gelak... Gelak terbahak2... Mcm org giler.... Nak keluarkan kahak.... HAH AHA HA HAH A HAH AHA AH HA HA!!!!
Gelak punyer la gelak... Seb baik mak ayah x dgr.... Kalau dgr.... Malu kepayang aku diwatnyer...
Pastu2... Time mandi jugak... Aku isi air dlm kolah... Isi isi isi... Tp x sampai penuh....
Tgk dlm kolah... Nampak mende terapung... Dier panjang tp pendek... Dier besar tp kecik....
Aku amik mende tuu... Aku belek2 kejap... Tgk2 ekor cicak daa... ape lg, aku jerit ahh....
"MMMMAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! EKOR CICAK!!!!"
Geli punyer geli... Aku humban mende tuu dlm mangkuk tandas.... Aku flush... Bende tuu berpusing dlm mangkuk.... pusing pusing pusing.... Sampai aku pening....
Pastu... Mak aku dtg.... Tanya "Apesal terjerit td???".... Aku pun balas dgn muka seposen " ekor cicak..."
Pastu mak aku ckp "WTF?! BENDE KECIK TUU PUN NAK JERIT MCM ORG NAK LAHIRKAN ANAK!!! BERTUAH PUNYA ANAK!!!".... Ceh, men2 je la...
Tp ape yg pasti.... Time kat tandas td punye la kelakar.... Sampai skrg aku dok senyum kambing..... Sampai bulu roma org lain tgk diwatnyer.... Bukan diorang punye ************ (censored lg daa...)
Tgh tulis bende alah ni pun aku dok senyum kambing... Kambing pun x senyum mcm aku....
MORAL OF THE STORY : DONCHA EVER DANCE IN DA TOILET, YOU NIGGA.... OR YA REALLY WANNA DIE EARLY, YOU NIGGA...
Aku gi tandas... Buka baju... Buka seluar... Tinggal ************** (censored daa...)....
Dlm tandas.... Aku mandi shower...
Time mandi.... Terdgr lagu kat radio... Lagu Sean Kingston... Fire Burning....
Aku dengar2... Lagu sedap giler.... Kaki aku menari... NARI NARI NARI....
Tibe2.... Tanpa sangka2... Malang tak berbau.... Aku tergelincir....
Aku jatuh.... Mcm nangka busuk... Tergolek dog... 'KEDEBUK' bunyinyer...
Nasib baik tak kene bucu kolah... Kalau kene... He he he, pikir2 la....
Aku bangun2... Aku berdiri kejap... Pastu aku gelak... Gelak terbahak2... Mcm org giler.... Nak keluarkan kahak.... HAH AHA HA HAH A HAH AHA AH HA HA!!!!
Gelak punyer la gelak... Seb baik mak ayah x dgr.... Kalau dgr.... Malu kepayang aku diwatnyer...
Pastu2... Time mandi jugak... Aku isi air dlm kolah... Isi isi isi... Tp x sampai penuh....
Tgk dlm kolah... Nampak mende terapung... Dier panjang tp pendek... Dier besar tp kecik....
Aku amik mende tuu... Aku belek2 kejap... Tgk2 ekor cicak daa... ape lg, aku jerit ahh....
"MMMMAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! EKOR CICAK!!!!"
Geli punyer geli... Aku humban mende tuu dlm mangkuk tandas.... Aku flush... Bende tuu berpusing dlm mangkuk.... pusing pusing pusing.... Sampai aku pening....
Pastu... Mak aku dtg.... Tanya "Apesal terjerit td???".... Aku pun balas dgn muka seposen " ekor cicak..."
Pastu mak aku ckp "WTF?! BENDE KECIK TUU PUN NAK JERIT MCM ORG NAK LAHIRKAN ANAK!!! BERTUAH PUNYA ANAK!!!".... Ceh, men2 je la...
Tp ape yg pasti.... Time kat tandas td punye la kelakar.... Sampai skrg aku dok senyum kambing..... Sampai bulu roma org lain tgk diwatnyer.... Bukan diorang punye ************ (censored lg daa...)
Tgh tulis bende alah ni pun aku dok senyum kambing... Kambing pun x senyum mcm aku....
MORAL OF THE STORY : DONCHA EVER DANCE IN DA TOILET, YOU NIGGA.... OR YA REALLY WANNA DIE EARLY, YOU NIGGA...
Trial end already...
Alhamdulillah, akhirnya trial abis gak...
Skrg ni cume pasrah kat Tuhan jer...
Dier yg tentukan kejayaan kite...
Semoga saya (dan rakan2 yg lain) lulus dgn cemerlang....
Amin....
Skrg ni cume pasrah kat Tuhan jer...
Dier yg tentukan kejayaan kite...
Semoga saya (dan rakan2 yg lain) lulus dgn cemerlang....
Amin....
Sunday, July 12, 2009
MEMORY : OVERLOADED!!! INTELLIGENT : OVERRREACHED!!! BRAIN SYSTEM : MALFUNCTIONING!!! ABORT!!! ABORT!!!
ARGH, My HEad!!!
NeeD tO sT0P StudYInG!!!
BuT i Must COntiNUe concENtrATe 0N my stUdIeS!!!
MusT reJecT alL UnbENeFITiAl ActIVItiEs!!!
dArn You, deViL!!!
yoU mAY wiN!!!
BUT I WiLl FIGHT oN aNd C0nTInuE tO LivE!!!
ChaIY0K!!!
GanBAtte!!!
NeeD tO sT0P StudYInG!!!
BuT i Must COntiNUe concENtrATe 0N my stUdIeS!!!
MusT reJecT alL UnbENeFITiAl ActIVItiEs!!!
dArn You, deViL!!!
yoU mAY wiN!!!
BUT I WiLl FIGHT oN aNd C0nTInuE tO LivE!!!
ChaIY0K!!!
GanBAtte!!!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Social Networking Safety tips
Hey there guys... Sorry for the late updates... I occupied with my studies cos' this year I'll be sitting PMR...
Well then, lets get on our topic... Last Wednesday, I went to a seminar in KL called Internet Safety Awareness Seminar, held at KLCC Convention Centre. There were so many schools from Shah Alam, Klang Valley and of course Hulu Langat... The seminar was from 10 o'clock until 5.30 with a few breaks...
In this post, I would like to share some of my experience that I learned from the seminar... Its about Social Networking Safety....
Social Networking is a public social website that introduced by people in the cybernettic world. Friendster, Blogger, Myspace, Facebook and Twitter are examples of Social Networking that very popular among the people nowadays...
Now about the safety... Have heard the story of Megan Meier??? You don't know her??? FYI, she's a victim of cyberbullying in one of the popular Social Networking Sites, Myspace... She was cheated by a 'friend' that she met in Myspace named Josh... They known each other for about two weeks... Then, Josh started to saying bad things towards Megan until she decided to make suicide... Two weeks after her death, the authorities know that Josh is not really EXIST... He was made by one of the neigbour in Megan's resident... She created Josh just to teach her not to make fun her daughter who is the same age of Megan...
Now my friends, you need to make this story a lesson for all of you... Now, talk about safety in Social Networking, I will list down all the DOs and DONTs about safety in Social Networking...
DOs
1. keep your identities (e.g:phone number, email address, home address etc.) secret and private from all people
2. costumize your profile to private to prevent inauspicious people added you
3. keep your email address and password secret from anybody
4. make sure you logged off completely your profile when not in use
5. activate screen saver and password to make your computer more secure
DONTs
1. give your home address, email address and phone number to anybody who is suspicious
2. upload all your private photos (e.g:photos of yourself, family, relatives etc.) into your profile. This to make sure to prevent negative stuff happened like picture theft, ID theft and cyberstalking
3. insert your upcoming activities into your profile
4. insert your school name, sports team name and class into your profile. This has a high risk of cyberstalk and of course STALKING
5. email to cyber999@cybersecurtiy.my if you want to report about abusive behaviour
If you want to know more about Safe Social Networking, visit E-Security Malaysia website or you could just email at info@cybersecurity.my
Remember guys, be smart be safe
Well then, lets get on our topic... Last Wednesday, I went to a seminar in KL called Internet Safety Awareness Seminar, held at KLCC Convention Centre. There were so many schools from Shah Alam, Klang Valley and of course Hulu Langat... The seminar was from 10 o'clock until 5.30 with a few breaks...
In this post, I would like to share some of my experience that I learned from the seminar... Its about Social Networking Safety....
Social Networking is a public social website that introduced by people in the cybernettic world. Friendster, Blogger, Myspace, Facebook and Twitter are examples of Social Networking that very popular among the people nowadays...
Now about the safety... Have heard the story of Megan Meier??? You don't know her??? FYI, she's a victim of cyberbullying in one of the popular Social Networking Sites, Myspace... She was cheated by a 'friend' that she met in Myspace named Josh... They known each other for about two weeks... Then, Josh started to saying bad things towards Megan until she decided to make suicide... Two weeks after her death, the authorities know that Josh is not really EXIST... He was made by one of the neigbour in Megan's resident... She created Josh just to teach her not to make fun her daughter who is the same age of Megan...
Now my friends, you need to make this story a lesson for all of you... Now, talk about safety in Social Networking, I will list down all the DOs and DONTs about safety in Social Networking...
DOs
1. keep your identities (e.g:phone number, email address, home address etc.) secret and private from all people
2. costumize your profile to private to prevent inauspicious people added you
3. keep your email address and password secret from anybody
4. make sure you logged off completely your profile when not in use
5. activate screen saver and password to make your computer more secure
DONTs
1. give your home address, email address and phone number to anybody who is suspicious
2. upload all your private photos (e.g:photos of yourself, family, relatives etc.) into your profile. This to make sure to prevent negative stuff happened like picture theft, ID theft and cyberstalking
3. insert your upcoming activities into your profile
4. insert your school name, sports team name and class into your profile. This has a high risk of cyberstalk and of course STALKING
5. email to cyber999@cybersecurtiy.my if you want to report about abusive behaviour
If you want to know more about Safe Social Networking, visit E-Security Malaysia website or you could just email at info@cybersecurity.my
Remember guys, be smart be safe
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Macam Macam Remaja Sekarang
Pelajar dipaksa hisap ganja, minum arak sebelum dirogol
KUALA LUMPUR: Seorang pelajar perempuan berusia 13 tahun bukan saja dipaksa beberapa rakan lelakinya menghisap ganja dan minum arak, malah turut dirogol dalam kejadian Jumaat lalu.
Kejadian bermula kira-kira jam 3 petang apabila mangsa keluar minum bersama dua rakan lelakinya di sebuah gerai di kawasan perumahannya di Taman Setapak di sini.
Sumber berkata, dua lelaki terbabit kemudian mengajak mangsa mengambil barang di Taman Tasik Titiwangsa dengan menunggang dua motosikal.
“Sejurus tiba, kedua-dua mereka membawa mangsa masuk dalam semak di belakang sebuah sekolah di situ dan mendapati ada seorang lagi lelaki sedang asyik menghisap ganja.
“Mangsa dipaksa menghisap ganja. Dia hanya mematuhi arahan kerana terlalu takut diapa-apakan,” katanya di sini, semalam.
Macam2 la remaja skrg ni... umur baru 13 tahun dah pandai 'main' rogol2... Kat skola aku, aku tgk budak form 1 kecik2 jer... Aku pun terfikir, 'kecik2 camtu dah pandai wat mende tuu???'... Aku rase sedih + marah sgt bile aku bygkan budak 13 tahun merogol 'pasangan' mereka...
Kpd remaja2 di luar sane, sedar2 la yg kite ni dah nak dekat kiamat... Wat la byk taubat, amal jariah... Takkan last2 minute bile sume pintu taubat manusia tertutup wat selama2nya tertutup baru nak taubat...
Korang kene ingat, nak rase kebahagiaan dunia ni pun biar la berpada2... Jgn la sampai melakukan bende yg memesongkan kite dr jalan yg benar dan lurus... Ingat2 la ye... Mari la kite same beristighfar sebyk 3 kali agar segala dosa kite yg kite pernah lakukan terhapus...
Astaghfirlah hal'azim, astaghfirlah hal'azim, astaghfirlah hal'azim...
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